Alternate Ending

Vader Plays The Blues

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SexyBack

Ohh Yeah

Boob Back

Boob back is a serious condition and must be taken seriously funny.

Slow Post Day

America Is For Dumbasses

New Season of Star Trek

I'm Going To Hell For This

Sooo Scary

This Had Me Laughing

What A Lovely Wedding

The Pussycat Song

My pussy cat was scratching out on my back door
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore
Sore pussy..ooohhhh
Sore..pussy ooohhh
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was sittin on the front step
Sat so long poor pussy got wet
Wet pussy...ohhhhh
Sore, wet..pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot
Played so long poor pussy got hot
Hot pussy..ohhhh
Sore, wet, hot...pussy..
Just a friendly little cat

My pussy cat was rocking in the rocking chair
Rocked so long he lost his hair
Bald pussy...ohhh
Sore, wet, hot, bald...pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbor and I out at the clothes line
I said to my neighbor won't you look at mine
My pussy..oohhhhhh
Sore, wet, hot, bald pussy
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbor stole my kitty
But I did see
I said to my neighbor set my pussy free
Free pussy
Sore, wet, hot, bad free pussy
Just a friendly little cat
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Smile, Nobody Cares How You Feel

It's A Damn Shame

Rudolph Won't Be Celebrating Christmas This Year

Where's Waldo?

Bad Ideas For Toys

It Could Only Happen To You

Shut Up Hooker

William Hung After the 5 Seconds of Fame

Dark Chocolate and not the Shitty Kind

Hmmmm.....Looka Like U

Mr. Dusty Nipples

It Was So Dark Sided!

My girlfriend's parents are going to meet my parents. This is how I see this happening.

Lucretia My Sierra

A Wasted Christmas

You Sure Do Gotta Pretty Mouth

Scrooge

He destroyed the lives of millions within 60 minutes a week. He started something that he can't finish. And when the orphan kids asked him if he would make their Christmas special, he responded with a smirk, and said it's Mr. Rather to you and slapped them in their face for speaking out of turn and said "Merry Christmas, you bastards!" *

*Disclaimer: Dan Rather does not endorse Merry Christmas at all, but everything else from slapping kids and calling them bastards is all hearsay.

Come Get Your Megafucks, Megafucks Here!

A Blowup Affair

Gr**dma Pl**ze

Interrupting Completely Uncalled For

Hey, He Looks Like Laslo

Phat

Oh Michael

Kramer Goes Psycho

George Bush vs. Harry Potter

Mario Kicks Ass Again!

Yeah,

How To Avoid Being Tied To A Tree Naked

Me Want Eat Hotdog, It Gud In Mah Belly, Ummm

Blondes

Is it odd that the blondes were the only ones that have the numbers upside down?

Grandma Always Wanted To Hold The Baby

Doctor Says:

Put the leg on ice and it'll be as good as new tomorrow.

Have It Your Way!

I lost the McDonald's Monopoly Challenge. All I got was some cold fries and some soggy bread. Fuck you Ronald McDonald! I'm Burger King's bitch now!

Mrs. Garret Does The Bong

Kenny Rogers. Don't You Know You're My Hero

I'll admit. I am a big fan of The King, Kenny Rogers.

lololololololololololololololololololol

Nah, just fucking with ya.

He's about to BLOW! In that =========>>>>>>>>> direction!

Have You Ever Had This Happen To You?

Treat Me With Respect. I'm Official

I'm an officer of the law!

Dr. Seuss and His Early Works

Disney Is At It Again....And Again

Unlucky To Be Lucky