Don't You Wish You Were This Cool!

Life Sucks To Be You!

My friend has had 4 beers and feels a little loopy.

The picture has nothing to do with the situation, or it might be if we drink a little more.

It's So Hard......

.....to tell which one has the fakest tits?

Peter

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life.

Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?

My Childhood

Kids do a lot of shitty things in life. If I had the opportunity to do what these kids are doing.......I'll do it, and I'll do it everyday damn it!