Doctor Says:

Put the leg on ice and it'll be as good as new tomorrow.

Have It Your Way!

I lost the McDonald's Monopoly Challenge. All I got was some cold fries and some soggy bread. Fuck you Ronald McDonald! I'm Burger King's bitch now!

Mrs. Garret Does The Bong

Kenny Rogers. Don't You Know You're My Hero

I'll admit. I am a big fan of The King, Kenny Rogers.

lololololololololololololololololololol

Nah, just fucking with ya.

He's about to BLOW! In that =========>>>>>>>>> direction!

Have You Ever Had This Happen To You?

Treat Me With Respect. I'm Official

I'm an officer of the law!

Dr. Seuss and His Early Works

Disney Is At It Again....And Again

Unlucky To Be Lucky

When Cocaine Was Legal

When it wasn't just for kids, it was for everybody. Little Bobby Jo and her 90 year old grandma, they all used cocaine. Now it's illegal. Definitely an unfair practice going on.

A Laugh 4 Weeks In The Making

It took me 4 weeks to understand this picture. I was in class just thinking about it and then I started laughing out of nowhere about nothing. I come to realize later we were talking about the Black Dahlia and comparing it to copycat serial killers during class. Many didn't find my laughing humorous at all. The bastards.

Help Me Candace!