It Was So Dark Sided!

My girlfriend's parents are going to meet my parents. This is how I see this happening.

Lucretia My Sierra

A Wasted Christmas

You Sure Do Gotta Pretty Mouth

Scrooge

He destroyed the lives of millions within 60 minutes a week. He started something that he can't finish. And when the orphan kids asked him if he would make their Christmas special, he responded with a smirk, and said it's Mr. Rather to you and slapped them in their face for speaking out of turn and said "Merry Christmas, you bastards!" *

*Disclaimer: Dan Rather does not endorse Merry Christmas at all, but everything else from slapping kids and calling them bastards is all hearsay.

Come Get Your Megafucks, Megafucks Here!

A Blowup Affair

Gr**dma Pl**ze