Monday, June 26, 2006

Redneck Orgy of Lustful Retardation

Cletus legally changed his name to Root Beer because it made him sound bonafide. Root Beer was really hot so he decided to make a portable pool.










It started to get cloudy and Root Beer didn't wanna get wet while playing in his pool. So he decided to back up his truck. Root Beer forgot he was crosseyed.



Poor Root Beer. His portable pool is now inside his house. Luckily Root Beer is claiming stupid as a disability and is now rich! You see, Root Beer got fired from his job after making this:

















Root Beer! His mother shouts. She needs a ride to the yard sale. She wants to show up in the nice car.



Well Grandma Root Beer is definetly the center of attention again.



It's better than last year though. Before the operation, little Root Beer constantly got hit in the head with the shovel after people mistook him for a rabid mad cow.



Root Beer just got a new job today. He's now a plumber. He now gets to sit on his ass and get paid for it.

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